Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
is that a dick in a sweater?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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