My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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