I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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