i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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