i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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