ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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