No subtext here. People are naked.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
