We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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