i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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