I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
