love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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