That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Randomize