we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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