thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
