Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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