Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
