On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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