the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
