i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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