dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's blow job season.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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