he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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