I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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