I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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