one might say we're banned from that church
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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