Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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