sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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