I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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