Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
