your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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