There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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