honey bunches of taint.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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