I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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