dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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