Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My cat gives me a boner
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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