can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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