Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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