it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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