But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Actions speak louder than pants.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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