names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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