I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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