okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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