what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We are all done wearing pants today
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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