moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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