go do what you do best...puke behind churches
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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