he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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