Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
