I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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