I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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