Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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