you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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