my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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