You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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