Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Randomize
