I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She even gives head with a lisp.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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