okay pat passed out under dana's car
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
50% drunk capacity currently
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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