okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
