I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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