I'm really into asian looking animals
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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